went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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