wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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