I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
