Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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