So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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