i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Are we in a gay sports bar?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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