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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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