By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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