I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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