I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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