This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Drunk is a universal language darling
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