I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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