i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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