shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You've changed since you got that strap on
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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