hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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