Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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