yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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