Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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