dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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