i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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