so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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