Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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