What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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