Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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