This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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