i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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