her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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