Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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