gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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