There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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