I don't think brook has ever known best
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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