I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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