Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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