I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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