i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You're like the curious george of whores
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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