Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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