Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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