hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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