I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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