Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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