I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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