You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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