My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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