Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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