Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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