she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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