Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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