I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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