just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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