I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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