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that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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