I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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