I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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