I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Green mimosas i think yes
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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